Posted by adnilong @ Thu 13 Apr, 06, 12:03PM under Uncategories
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee.
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
Posted by adnilong @ Fri 24 Mar, 06, 01:54PM under Uncategories
Posted by adnilong @ Mon 09 Jan, 06, 09:37AM under Uncategories
A student ask a teacher, "what is love ?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi field and choose the biggest padi and come back. But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big padi,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the padi field, he start to realise that the padi is not as big as the previous one he saw, heknow he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted !!!! So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...." " What is marriage then ?" the student asked.? The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick. " The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage ."
Love does not need a REASON
Posted by adnilong @ Sun 25 Sep, 05, 10:52PM under Uncategories
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? 
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you.. 
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? 
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you. 
Lady : Proof? No!  I want you to tell me the reason.  My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you! 
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, 
because your voice is sweet, 
because you are caring,  because you are loving, 
because you are thoughtful,  because of your smile, 
because of your every movements. 
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.  Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.  The Guy then placed a letter by her side,  and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you... 
And love doesn't need a reason  " Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart "
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Posted by adnilong @ Thu 22 Sep, 05, 04:06PM under Uncategories
i get this FW emel frm my frez. SONY ERICSON so rich and kind to give away their hp? Do u believe? Dear All,
Please pass on to all your friends and relatives the following mail
from Sony Erricsson.
SonyErricsson is giving away phones for free.
SonyErricsson is trying word-of-mouth advertising to introduce its
product and the reward you receive for advertising for them is a free
phone free of cost. To receive your free phone all you have to do is
to send this email out to 8 people (for a free SonyErricsson j200i)
or 20 people (for a free SonyErricsson k400i WAP).
Within 2 weeks you will receive a free phone. (They will contact you
through your e-mail address).
Please mark a copy to: - anna.swelam@sonyerricsson.com
Posted by adnilong @ Sun 28 Aug, 05, 08:57PM under Uncategories
My name is ADNIL ONG, from Penang. I'm just a simple and very normal girl as same as other girls. I have 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 1 mouth.... See, very simple.... :) Am i changes a lot?
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